[ text: james ] please, you’re /so/ my servant
[ text: james ] mint chocolate chip!!!
[ text to: mindy ] alright. im on my way
[ text to: mindy ] you so owe me macready
“Are you hearing that
or is that just me?”

”I wish it was
only you, Remus.
Because — ew.“
“I feel like I’m suppose to know your face off’a somewhere.
You been in any of those medical commercials lately?” He
grins, finishing the question with a bit of a joke. The TV
seemed to be spewing those out like water nowadays.

James let out a laugh,
shaking his head.
”Sorry mate.
Not even remotely.
It could be like a
very distant cousin
of mine, though.“